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When it comes to driving, one of the things that irk me the most are people who suck at canyon driving. The point of driving through the hills is to short cut your way from point A to point B faster than you can say "freeway traffic eats dirty balls".
You don't need to take lessons to navigate hills properly and keep it moving steadily along, thus ensuring you don't wear your brake pads down to a sliver after one trip through the hills.

All it takes is a little common sense and spatial know how.

Sunday morning I got stuck behind an idiot of a canyon driver. In front of her: nothing but clear clear clear. But yet, she had her iron foot steadily on the brakes for practically the entire descent. Red lights stared me in the face, and despite my best efforts to use the 3-second rule I couldn't get a decent flow going. Seriously lady, stick to the straightaway flat roads and leave the winding, gravity induced, scenic view to the pros.

It's like your own little rollercoaster ride if driven right..fuuu-un! So, lady in the dirty camry that I will now refer to as Ironfoot: I have some advice for you. As Ludicris so poetically put it "Move bitch, get out the way, get out the way, get out the way!" Mooove!!


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