Hmm..I wonder what this girl is thinking about. I don’t know what’s more disturbing: the fact that she can literally fold herself in half like a napkin or that she has THE MOST GINORMOUS camel toe on EARTH! And why the hell is there a square highlighting the bat on her shirt, as if that will deter the fact that she has giant labia. She could be a poster child for labioplasty that uses scare tactics to prompt you to action. Remember the frying egg on the scorching hot pan? “This is your brain, this is your brain on drugs?” Except her slogan would be “This is your labia; trim those lips down before they swallow your pink underwear whole.” Man, you can probably put lipstick on those bad boys.
If I had to guess what she’s thinking, it’d go a lil’ something like this:
“ Silly rabbit, so THAT’S where I hid my hot dog bun!”
“Ooh doggy, from this angle, I can watch the action as it happens!”
“Shit….I probably should have worn a black panty”
“Freaking camels, I knew that all those years of kicking me in the crotch would cause permanent damage!”
“I have the Angelina Jolie of labias.”
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