Mickey D’s grease. It clogs arteries and fattens American children to astronomical levels of obesity. But it’s not just good for that, it’s also the answer to the high gas prices! Well, maybe not for everyone, but according to the Sydney Morning Herald in their report that used cooking oil will be donated by Makati outlets in the Philippines for police patrol cars. The mixture will parallel that of an average investment portfolio allocation – the 60/40 rule. In this case, 40% diesel and 60% cooking oil. Why they chose to just donate to police and not the overall public, I guess the world may never know. One thing’s for sure, if I’m touching McDonalds grease, it won’t be traveling down MY digestive system, but rather pumped into my cars belly, just like time crunched and oblivious parents feed their kids. The difference is that my car will stay slim and trim as the first day it was manufactured…unlike its human grease eating counterparts.
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